Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Good to be back

Red squirrels in Germany

I'm finally back, having moved into my new apartment with internet finally installed and it feels pretty nice.  The new place is pretty big and has a good feel to it.  It's not perfect, but it's problems should be sorted out soon hopefully.

One of the downsides to the new place, however, is something I forgot to check before deciding to sign the lease.  I don't know if it would've been a deal breaker but I wasn't too thrilled when I found out that my new place has one of the toilets that I dread so much--the horrible "ledged" toilet design I talked about in a prior entry.  I guess it's time to do my business outside of the drink now.  Having spent a whole week "evaluating" this horrid toilet I discovered a "secret" method which helps alleviate some of the problems associated with owning & operating this toilet design.  The secret is to do a little prep-work, by first laying a sheet of your favorite brand of tp down essentially where you expect to do your business--or where the chocolate is resting in the picture below.  This serves to provide a barrier which helps allow the goodies to easily slide forward and bid farewell down the pipes while minimizing mess and cleanup.  It's not a lovely topic but it's a pragmatic solution to a necessary problem.

In the previous toilet post I mentioned that I've commonly seen 3-ply toilet paper here which strays from the norm of 2-ply used in America.  Well guess what I'm using now?  Have a look:

Your eyes are not deceiving you, that is in fact 5-ply "luxury" toilet paper.  You can pretty much get away with using single sheets if you're careful.  I only wonder where I can find 6-ply rolls at this point.

Other things of note include mentioning that while I was in South Korea a couple months ago I noticed the pervasive presence of plastic / cosmetic surgery clinics and advertising.  It seems Germany is not far from Korea with this regard either, although not to the same degree--cosmetic surgery seems to have a strong presence here as well.  However, I'm not sure what the numbers are with regard to the Germans and the ratio of those that have been modified or desire to undergo cosmetic modification.

Also I found a (dead) hedgehog on the way to work.  It didn't occur to me that this was their native environment.  I will be on the lookout from now on.

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